My enemies say I’m not a shaman. I say to them shapeshift then.
When I am in the presence of the alien beings, which is pretty much all the time now, I am simply called “placeholder.” It is a cool position to be in.
When I worked in banking I used to train new tellers because I had the remarkable talent of settling to the penny every day. I learned the post so well that they used me to fill other positions when needed. “Floater” they called me. I worked in safety deposit areas, vault when hand counting was needed (I was a fast son of a bitch), auto loans, the comptroller’s department and more.
Floater…a cool post.
Now I find myself morphing into new positions…”placeholder” they call me because I have no formal name.